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I LIKE TO GET UP BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
SLIP OUT THE DOOR AND THEN I CRUISE
CLIMB INTO BED BESIDE MOM AND DAD
FOR A SNOOZE, ONE MORE SNOOZE
MY MOM SHE TURNS HER HEAD AND KISSES ME
MY DAD HE MUMBLES “MORNIN’ JANE”
BUT WHEN HE TURNS AND KISSES ME
I PUSH HIM OFF
I SCREAM IN PAIN, I SCREAM IN PAIN
MY DADDY IS SCRATCHY
EACH DAY HIS BEARD GROWS
THOSE SHARP WHISKERS CATCH ME
ON CHEEK AND CHIN
MY FOREHEAD AND MY NOSE
MY FAMILY ONCE WENT ON A CAMPING TRIP
I WORRIED ‘BOUT BEAR, BUT BROTHER SNEERED
MY DADDY SAID HE WOULDN’T SHAVE THAT WHOLE WEEK
GROW A BEARD, GROW A BEARD!
WE HIKED AND SWAM BUT THEN I GOT REAL SICK
A FEVER, RUNNY NOSE, A COUGH
MY DADDY TRIED TO CONFORT ME BUT
“OUCH” I CRIED, “SHAVE IT OFF, SHAVE IT OFF!!!!”
MY DADDY HE TICKLES Whoo Whoo Whoo
HIS FACE IS SO WEIRD He’s So Weird
EACH MORNING HE PRICKLES
AND BY EVENING I CAN FEEL
HIS BEAR-EAR-EARD
MY DADDY HE’S TROUBLE Whoo Whoo Whoo
HE THINKS HE’S SO FASH Yeah He’s So Fash
HE LIKES TWO DAYS STUBBLE
BUT THAT MAKES MY FACE
BREAK OUT IN A RASH
RELEASE:
AFTER HE SHAVES
HE’S SMOOTHE AND COOL
WE’RE FRIENDS ONCE MORE
I’M OFF TO SCHOOL [pause]
BUT WHEN IT’S TIME FOR GOODNIGHTS
I TAKE ONE LOOK AND SCREAM WITH FRIGHTS!
Carmen sings:
MY DADDY IS SCRATCHY
EACH DAY HIS BEARD GROWS
THOSE SHARP WHISKERS CATCH ME
ON CHEEK AND CHIN
MY FOREHEAD AND MY NOSE
MY DADDY HE’S TROUBLE Whoo Whoo Whoo
HE THINKS HE’S SO FASH Yeah He’s So Fash
HE LIKES TWO DAYS STUBBLE
BUT THAT MAKES MY FACE
BREAK OUT IN A RASH
MY DADDY HE TICKLES Whoo Whoo Whoo
HIS FACE IS SO WEIRD He’s So Weird
EACH MORNING HE PRICKLES
AND BY EVENING I CAN FEEL
HIS BEAR-EAR-EARD
MY DADDY IS SCRATCHY Whoo Whoo Whoo
EACH DAY HIS BEARD GROWS Grows and Grows
THOSE SHARP WHISKERS CATCH ME
ON CHEEK AND CHIN
MY FOREHEAD AND MY NOSE
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