Good Mood Records - I Can't Go To School Today

MY DADDY IS SCRATCHY \| I MET A VEGETABLE I DIDN'T LIKE STOP IT DAD YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME \| MOMMY IS A DYNAMO WHERE THE MISTLETOLE HANGS \| BE NICE TO OLD PEPOLE \| I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY THE DADDY BOOK \| YOU'VE GOT THE NOSE \| DO I HAVE TO
I Can't Go To School Today By Jamie Broza Listen
			DAD: COME ON – UP AND AT ‘EM TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL! KID: I’M NOT GOING DAD: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE NOT GOING? KID: I CAN’T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY DAD: WHY NOT? KID: MY FAVORITE SHIRT IS IN THE WASH DAD: OH NO! KID: THAT IS WHY I HAVE TO SAY DAD: SAY WHAT? KID: ‘THOUGH IT BREAKS MY HEART I JUST CAN’T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY DAD: THAT’S THE ONLY PROBLEM? KID: WAIT THERE’S MORE DAD: WELL… KID: I CAN’T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY DAD: WHY NOT? KID: I GOT A RUNNY NOSE AND MY ELBOW HURTS DAD: OH NO? KID: I MUST PROTECT MY FRIENDS FROM GETTING SICK DAD: THAT’S VERY PROPER KID: ‘THOUGH IT BREAKS MY HEART I JUST CAN’T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY DAD: WELL WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY MOMMY TAUGHT ME A SMALL POEM THAT SHE SAID HELPED WHEN YOU WERE ANXIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING KID: REALLY? YEAH – DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT? KID: WHATEVER… DAD: IF YOU’RE NERVOUS IN THE MORNING AND YOU WANT TO STAY IN BED IF YOU’D RATHER REMAIN SNORING IF YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE DEAD PUT TWO FEET DOWN ON THE FLOOR PULL A SHIRT OVER YOUR HEAD COAX A SMILE, MAKE A DIMPLE IN A WHILE, IT’S SO SIMPLE YOU’LL BE ON YOUR WAY KID: PRETTY COOL! DAD: ANYWAY YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE I WAS PLANNING ON GOING WITH YOU. KID: WHY – YOU NEVER TAKE ME TO SCHOOL… DAD: I CAN’T GO TO WORK TODAY KID: WHY NOT? DAD: I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOU KID: YOU CAN’T! DAD: LEARN TO READ AND PLAY WITH FRIENDS KID: THEY’RE MINE! DAD: ‘THOUGH I’LL LOSE MY JOB I JUST CAN’T GO TO WORK TODAY KID: THAT’S IT? DAD: YEAH KID: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? DAD: WELL… I CAN’T GO TO WORK TODAY? KID: WHY NOT? DAD: I’VE GOT A PRESENTAION THAT I’M NERVOUS ABOUT KID: NO WAY? DAD: I’VE GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH AND MY JAW FEELS TIGHT KID: YOU TOO? DAD: ‘THOUGH I’LL LOSE MY JOB I JUST CAN’T GO TO WORK TODAY MOM: YOU’VE GOT WORRIES BUT IN EVERY LIFE SOME RAIN WILL FALL BE IT SUN OR SNOW FLURRIES TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE IT OVER ANY WALL! MOM: COME BOYS YOU CAN SHOULDER THIS I KNOW WE’LL GET OVER THIS REMEMBER OUR BATTLE CRY I CAN DO IT, I CAN DO IT IF I ONLY GIVE IT A TRY DAD: OWW – MY JAW IS KILLING ME KID: DAD – I LEARNED THIS POEM THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO. DAD: OH THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING – YOU KNOW I LOVE POETRY… KID: IF YOU’RE NERVOUS IN THE MORNING AND YOU WANT TO STAY IN BED IF YOU’D RATHER REMAIN SNORING IF YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE DEAD PUT TWO FEET DOWN ON THE FLOOR PULL A SHIRT OVER YOUR HEAD COAX A SMILE DAD: MAKE A DIMPLE KID: IN A WHILE DAD: IT’S SO SIMPLE BOTH: YOU’LL BE ON YOUR WAY EVERYBODY: WE’VE GOT WORRIES BUT IN EVERY LIFE SOME RAIN WILL FALL BE IT SUN OR SNOW FLURRIES TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE IT OVER ANY WALL! MOM: [SPOKEN: ALL TOGETHER NOW!] MOM:COME BOYS YOU CAN SHOULDER THIS MOM:I KNOW WE’LL GET OVER THIS MOM:REMEMBER OUR BATTLE CRY MOM:I CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT KID: I CAN’T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY KID: MY FAVORITE SHIRT IS IN THE WASH KID: THAT IS WHY I HAVE TO SAY KID: ‘THOUGH IT BREAKS MY HEART I JUST CAN’T GO TO I CAN DO IT! DAD: IF YOU’RE NERVOUS IN THE MORNING DAD:AND YOU WANT TO STAY IN BED DAD:IF YOU’D RATHER REMAIN SNORING DAD:IF YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE DEAD DAD:PUT TWO FEET DOWN ON THE FLOOR DAD:PULL A SHIRT OVER YOUR HEAD DAD:FORCE A SMILE, MAKE A DIMPLE DAD: IN A WHILE, IT’S SO SIMPLE, YOU’LL BE ON YOUR WAY DAD: I CAN DO IT KID: I CAN DO IT DAD AND KID: TWO CAN DO IT MOM: WE CAN DO IT ALL: YES WE CAN ALL THREE CAN DO IT IF WE ONLY GIVE IT – OUR BEST – OUR VERY BEST MOM: TRY! DAD: SO WHAT TIE DO YOU LIKE BETTER FOR TODAY? KID: RED. DEFINITELY. DAD: YOU DON’T THINK IT MAKES ME LOOK A LITTLE, WELL, FAT? KID: HOW CAN A TIE MAKE YOU LOOK FAT? DAD: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THAT SHIRT AWAY? KID: JONAH TEASED ME ABOUT IT DAD: HE TEASED YOU ABOUT A YELLOW SHIRT? MOM: LISTEN TO YOU GUYS GOING ON ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES! CAN WE PLEASE LEAVE SO I AT LEAST WON’T BE LATE? KID: HE SAID I LOOKED LIKE A SQUASH DAD: REALLY NOW, TELL HIM HE LOOKS LIKE A CUCUMBER SALAD! MOM: NO, DON’T DO THAT. JUST IGNORE HIM. YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL IN YELLOW. KID: MOM! DAD: COME ON PEOPLE! GOT YOUR KEYS DEAR? MOM: GOT ‘EM! DAD: BACKPACK? KID: ROGER MR. CUCUMBER! DAD: HEY, I AIN’T NO VEGETABLE LET’S GO! KID: I THINK IT’S GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY!
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My Daddy Is Scratchy - Lyrics

I Can't Go To School Today By Jamie Broza

I Can't Go To School Today

By Jamie Broza